Way back in 2011, an unknown company called Dino
Entertainment burst onto the music scene with their hot new girl group, Clinah
(pronounced “Clean-uh”). This was no ordinary girl group, however. No, no, this
was a real, legitimate, girl
rock band!
Members included lead vocalist Han Yuna (
한유나), lead guitarist Rika (
리카),
rhythm guitarist Malja (
말자), and bespectacled drummer Lee Soun (
이소운). They
were so legit they didn’t even need anything silly like a bass player. They
released their debut mini-album in October of that year, and even scored some
music show appearances with their single “Come On Boy.”
Of course, this “rock band” was nothing more than an idol group with the
trappings of a rock band. Their live performances included choreographed moves
while playing (miming) the instruments, and the recordings were typical heavily-produced
fare, just a little more guitar-based than the dance-pop groups’ stuff. And
that name. Clinah. What did it mean? No one seemed to know!
Whatever the case, Clinah failed to catch on. They never had a second single,
and by early 2012 they were trying to stay afloat as cheerleaders for the SK
Wyverns baseball team. Malja left the group because of health reasons that
April, and no replacement was ever found. By 2013, Dino Entertainment’s website
no longer existed.
While this group appears to be nothing but a piece of musical ephemera that belongs
on the far back shelf of K-Pop’s reject warehouse, there’s something strangely
fascinating about them. Their songs, while not deserving of any awards, were
actually not that bad. Indeed, many groups with stronger financial backing have
released far worse singles and their careers never missed a step. It’s more a
statement about the secondary importance of musical quality within the pop
music industry than it is of Clinah’s merits.
Had the circumstances been different, one wonders what might have been for
these girls. Had they just been with a bigger entertainment company, they might
have been more than a one-and-done no-hit wonder. Had their looks just appealed
to viewers a little more, they might have gotten a larger male fanbase to fuel
their popularity. Had the handling of the rock band concept not looked so silly,
maybe they would’ve been able to develop from a pre-packaged band into a
legitimate one, like The Monkees. After all, amid the silliness of the
choreographed moves, it at least appeared that they knew what they were doing
with guitars and sticks in hand. It’s doubtful they would’ve produced anything
in the league of the K-Pop greats, but they might’ve ended up deserving a place
just a bit closer to the warehouse entrance.
In the end, this one release is about the entirety of their musical legacy. Clinah’s
sole mini-album is a fun little treat that grows on you, and is always a
possible under-the-radar hidden gem for the adventurous K-Pop fan. It doesn’t
reinvent the idol pop wheel, but it might leave you curious about what could
have been.